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dragonstars:

making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen

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pastar0ni:

IS THIS SOME KIND OF SICK JOKE

pastar0ni:

IS THIS SOME KIND OF SICK JOKE

sup-london:

whenever you try to fall asleep during hot summer nights

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beachier:

me: *dials 911*

operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?

me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair

operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

outrights:

cuddle me or give me cash either is acceptable 

harrygotmestressed:

He wasn’t kidding…

princesslibrarian:

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

castiel-knight-of-hell:

invisiblefemmeofcolor:

fegeleh:

highgayden:

"no homo" the teenage boy whispers as he pulls away from kissing his friend. he gently strokes the other males face "full bi" he adds in a sensuous tone.

FULL BI

I’m crying

can that be abbreviated FBI?

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I don’t even have a picture of him. He exists now… only in my memory.

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oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

exit152:

the idea of wearing jeans that are not skinny jeans terrifies me now i can’t remember what i used to do with all that extra space around my ankles 

lnsomaniac:

uniteed:

Instead of calling girls thirsty, we should call them D Hydrated.

The future is now

smacked:

when you only got three hours sleep but gotta get up to go to school

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